let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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