Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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