we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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