so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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