i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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