He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
she told me i tasted like america
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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