these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so let's talk penis.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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