So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i would punch a child for taco bell
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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