so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Randomize
