Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i believe in u and ur pee
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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