She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Can I color on your dick again?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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