She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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