When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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