ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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