Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Sponge bath it is.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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