you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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