I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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