what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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