Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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