you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
