so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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