My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
