We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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