So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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