i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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