apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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