I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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