Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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