you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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