Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I need a beard to bite.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
