he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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