Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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