none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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