Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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