Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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