I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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