i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
