Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I think people are normalizing furries
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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