Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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