You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
