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I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.

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(917): View more from New York City

My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.

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(845): View more from New York

Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations

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(847): View more from Illinois

so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner

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(678): View more from Georgia

I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

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WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

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(585): View more from New York

Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello

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(647): View more from Ontario

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.

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