3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
How's work?
Spinning.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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