And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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