you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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