Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
bring money and cleavage
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Randomize
