I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
