I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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