You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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