And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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