at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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