I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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