Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize
