he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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its like you know when i get waxed
Your penis caused this!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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